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Let's be honest, folks.
First and foremost, every time I log into dA, a cake should be hand-delivered to my door, perhaps one like one of these.
The more colorful and whimsical the cake, the better.
Next, every time I submit a deviation, I should get a complimentary fireworks show that can be seen perfectly from my window, so that all I need to do is look away from my screen in order to see the fireworks.
And it should be an elaborate fireworks display, I don't want any slacking on the organization.
When I leave comments on a work, coins should start appearing on my desk. Depending on the quality and thoughtfulness of the comment, I should get more or less coins, ranging anywhere from a penny to enough money to pay for my school fees.
Any sort of coin will do, so long as I can exchange it for usable currency later. And while this may be pushing my luck, I do think that paper money would be appropriate every time I leave a good critique.
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Sometimes people on this site sincerely anger me, and I would like nothing more than to be able to hit them. So I kindly request that dA installs a program that allows me to press a button that will trigger a mechanism that will punch the offending commenter across the face.
...okay, maybe that one was a bit drastic. Nonetheless, I think it ought to be developed and certain users ought to have privileges to use it once or twice per year. That seems like fair compromise.
Finally (and most importantly), I demand that every time I am about to leave dA for the night/morning/afternoon, the site must show me something exceptionally cheerful or adorable so that I leave happy. Something like puppies.
Or kittens.
...or dinosaurs.
Or monkeys. Lots of monkeys.
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What. I like monkeys.
That's all that comes to mind for me, so I kindly request that you drop everything you're currently doing to take care of my problems, staff. My complaints are organized and posted in a news article with images, so I very clearly deserve priority.
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there, cake. (I'm not trying to be mean, nor proud; but sincere. you want a cake, I don't mind making one. Yow want recognition, I don't mind offering it; but I try to write because I know I can't draw)
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I love you for this article.
Know what I want? Money, a job, and a car. Never owned a car in my life and I'm 26. My sister and I share one. I've only had one full time job in my whole life and that was back in 2004 I believe? The rest have always been part time jobs. I need a full time job that can help me get enough money to buy a car. After that, I'll go from there.