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Let's be honest, folks.
First and foremost, every time I log into dA, a cake should be hand-delivered to my door, perhaps one like one of these.
The more colorful and whimsical the cake, the better.
Next, every time I submit a deviation, I should get a complimentary fireworks show that can be seen perfectly from my window, so that all I need to do is look away from my screen in order to see the fireworks.
And it should be an elaborate fireworks display, I don't want any slacking on the organization.
When I leave comments on a work, coins should start appearing on my desk. Depending on the quality and thoughtfulness of the comment, I should get more or less coins, ranging anywhere from a penny to enough money to pay for my school fees.
Any sort of coin will do, so long as I can exchange it for usable currency later. And while this may be pushing my luck, I do think that paper money would be appropriate every time I leave a good critique.
Sometimes people on this site sincerely anger me, and I would like nothing more than to be able to hit them. So I kindly request that dA installs a program that allows me to press a button that will trigger a mechanism that will punch the offending commenter across the face.
...okay, maybe that one was a bit drastic. Nonetheless, I think it ought to be developed and certain users ought to have privileges to use it once or twice per year. That seems like fair compromise.
Finally (and most importantly), I demand that every time I am about to leave dA for the night/morning/afternoon, the site must show me something exceptionally cheerful or adorable so that I leave happy. Something like puppies.
Or kittens.
...or dinosaurs.
Or monkeys. Lots of monkeys.
What. I like monkeys.
That's all that comes to mind for me, so I kindly request that you drop everything you're currently doing to take care of my problems, staff. My complaints are organized and posted in a news article with images, so I very clearly deserve priority.
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ikazon
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Ancient Names
Been a long time since I last posted a journal, I figured I was more than a little overdue to post something new to my page, hahah. Though, having said that, I haven't really got a lot to report! Life is more or less the same as it has been in the past year, I am mostly staying indoors and avoiding people to be safe (plus it's cold and currently snowing, yet again, so not much incentive to be outside...) I've been writing a lot in the past 6 months or so, but it's all stuff I don't particularly want to share, at least not currently, so I've been keeping it to myself. I have been having fun making it, though, so it's been nice to look forward to writing when I have the time. How are you all doing? I hope you're keeping well. There's some news to check out below, plus a song I've been vibing to that I figured I'd share.
I'm Still Here
What a year, huh? I'd be lying if I said I wasn't happy to see this year go, but for all of the disasters there have also been a few personal achievements that I'm grateful for on the whole. If nothing else, I hope that we start to see positive change for everyone's sake in the coming year, because it's long overdue for most people at this point. I haven't posted a journal in a while, not really intentionally, just been busy with other things for work by and large. I'm actually on vacation at the moment (well, vacation at home anyway, I'm not going anywhere for safety reasons), but I wanted to drop in and at least voice that from a personal perspective, I am still alive and well. That, and I feel like it'd be a disservice to miss out on my annual journal about music I liked this year, especially given music was the one consistently good thing to come of this year. It's been a phenomenal year for music and narrowing down the list of albums I especially loved was not easy
September
Time is flying in a way that I don't think I was really prepared for. While this year has certainly been jam-packed with experiences (some good, some bad), I think I've been so caught up in the day to day that it's been almost impossible to see the bigger picture that is this year. It's been a few months since I left LA now, which feels both too long ago and also exactly right given the timeline of events, but it's still strange to me that so much has happened in such a small window of time. Perspective is certainly everything, in a number of ways. What's very strange to think about is the fact that there's simultaneously so much year left and so little year left. I think compared to most years, this one feels like it's dragging on, but also it feels like it's flown by in ways that are hard to process or explain. Also November is in two months and I've felt very little inspiration to write in the wake of everything going on this year, so the mere thought of NaNoWriMo is
Daydream
Hi everyone! It's been some time since I last posted a personal journal, but life finds a way to keep you busy, especially given the countless events of the past few weeks, never mind 2020 as a whole. For my part, I am now living outside of California for the first time since my childhood, which is a big but welcome change, as I'm now living with my fiancé :D The process of doing my daily work here coupled with moving my life and belongings elsewhere has more or less occupied all of my time in recent memory, but I have been around despite that, even if I've been a bit more quiet than usual. How are you all doing? Is July going well so far for you? What's been going on :la:
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